Student Loan

Spare Change
Back when you could get beer for under £1.50 and all I worried about was having to drag myself out of bed for my mid-afternoon lectures, money didn’t really mean much. Now that’s not quite true, I did know that more money meant more beer. So when those nice people at the British Government told me that they no longer intended to give money away I was mortified. How would I be able to drink, sleep and eat! Thankfully the British Government kindly pointed me towards the Student Loans Company. These friendly folks were prepared to hand over copious amounts of cash as long as I paid it back sometime way into the future when I had a well paid job.
How could I refuse, I took it, I took it all…
